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Scientists have once again spent some well-deserved moolah researching something completely ground-breaking that will shatter the very existence of civilized society as we know it!
Are you ready for this?
Hundreds of thousands of pounds worth of scientific study has concluded that:
People who text whilst walking, are more inclined to bump into objects. As opposed to those who walk whilst looking ahead who notice all road/street safety hazards and avoid them - people who walk and text missed 1 out of 5 possible hazards! (READ IT HERE)
Scientists have once again spent some well-deserved moolah researching something completely ground-breaking that will shatter the very existence of civilized society as we know it!
Are you ready for this?
Hundreds of thousands of pounds worth of scientific study has concluded that:
People who text whilst walking, are more inclined to bump into objects. As opposed to those who walk whilst looking ahead who notice all road/street safety hazards and avoid them - people who walk and text missed 1 out of 5 possible hazards! (READ IT HERE)
Thank you very much Dr Jo Lumsden for using money (that couldn’t have possibly been put to better use) to find this out for us!
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Really people, it seems the title of "Dr" is being handed out a little bit liberally here in England. On the bright side, for every child in Pakistan who can’t afford to eat tonight - at least we now know 1 in 5 people end up in hospital because they don’t use common sense.
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