What Brother?

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As I type this, my brother (the favourite) is currently visiting my parents. Im about to be demoted to the black sheep again (for the next two weeks) until his next visit (Next two months).

"Oh, how much weight have you lost?"

"Oh, dont you look perfect!"

"Oh, how amazing are you at your job!"

"Oh, how brilliant you are!"

Etc. Etc. Etc.

When he "forgets" to keep his promise and phone and call around and keep in touch, they will be cursing his name again. I will once again be the shining beacon of standard.

Until then though, two weeks of unfetted misery by comparison.

This is the best case for trash-DNA dumping I have even witnessed: myself being the trashcan.